Eight "lady" congregants of the Blanton Hill 1st Congressional Church have been excommunicated for imbibing illegal liquor and practicing immoral and unchristian-like behavior during an unauthorized after hours "whoopee" party in the church sanctuary.
A Catholic priest had to be called in to exorcise the myriad demons that had inhabited the church organ due to the fact that this bunch of wanton heathens had utilized the sacred instrument to play the devil's own "jazz" music. In fact, upon their discovery by the traumatized morning janitor, not only were the wicked women playing the song, "Black Bottom," on the organ, one of the brazen hussies was actually dancing it!
Shameful!
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